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Saying the right thing at the right time . . Priceless


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bossman3961
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PostPosted: Thu 09 Feb, 2006

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas
Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol
at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he
was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force
himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins
next
to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!
Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.
He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly
clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins,cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at
him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of
the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his
wife in lipstick!:
"Darling, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go get groceries to
make you your favourite dinner tonight. I love you, darling!" He stumbles to
the
kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the
morning newspaper. His son is also at the table eating. Jack asks, "Son.
what happened last night?" "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of
your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in
the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door."
Confused he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order, so
clean, I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?" His son
replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to
take your trousers off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, lady, I'm married!"

Broken Coffee Table $49.99
Hot Breakfast $5.00
Two Aspirins 10p
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PostPosted: Thu 09 Feb, 2006

lmfao thats a good one, ill remember that when im married.
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PostPosted: Thu 09 Feb, 2006

you should remember when DRUNK and MARRIED! Wink
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