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Blonde's Flat Tire |
Posted: Sun 04 Feb, 2007 |
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A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk.
Takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers...
Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up. It wasn't very long before a police car arrives. The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?" "My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly. "Well, what the heck are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?!" asks the Officer...
"Oh, those are my emergency flashers!" she replied. |
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peiratns VIP Member
Joined: 17 Jan 2006
Posts: 183 Location: Somewhere in time!
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Posted: Sun 04 Feb, 2007 |
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hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Very good! Thanks Jah Ji! |
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BRAIN53 VIP Member
Joined: 06 Jan 2006
Posts: 374
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Re: Blonde's Flat Tire |
Posted: Mon 05 Feb, 2007 |
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LOL not just a blonde..a DUMB blonde |
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