WastedTimes Cussing |
| Author: | bossman3961 [ Sat 18 Nov, 2006 ] |
| Post subject: | Cussing |
A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. “You know what? ‘says the 6 year old. “I think it’s about time we started cussing.” The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, “When we go downstairs for breakfast, I’m gonna say Something with hell and you say something with ass The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old What he wants for breakfast he replies, “aw, hell mom, I guess I’ll have some cheerios Whack he lies out of his chair tumbles across the kitchen Floor gets up and runs upstairs crying his eyes out With his mother in hot pursit slapping his rear with every step His mom locks him in his room and shouts You can just stay there until I let you out She then comes back downstairs looks at The 4 year and asks with a stern voice And what do you want for breakfast young man “Idont know “ he blubbers “But you bet your fat ass it wont be cheerios. |
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