WastedTimes

A Moral Story

Author:	BRAIN53 [ Mon 13 Nov, 2006 ]
Post subject:	A Moral Story
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles > per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks > across at her and speaks in a clear voice. "I know we've been married > for ten years, but I want a divorce." > > The wife says nothing, > Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 65 > mph. The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me > out of it," He says, "because I've been having an affair with your > best friend, And she's a far better lover than you are." > > > Again the wife stays quiet, But grips the steering wheel more tightly > and slowly increases the speed to 75 He pushes his luck. "I want the > house," he says insistently.. > > > Up to 80 . "I want the car, too," he continues. > > 85 mph. "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit > cards, the master bedroom set and the boat!" > > > The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This > makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you want?" > > > The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice. > "No, I've got everything I need," she says. > "Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?" > > > Just before they slam into the wall at 85 mph,The wife turns to him > and smiles. "The airbag." > > > Moral of the Story : > Women are crazy!!!! > > Don't mess with them!! > > Just smile and pass this on to those who need a laugh!!!