WastedTimes Perfect Timing |
| Author: | bossman3961 [ Sat 21 Oct, 2006 ] |
| Post subject: | Perfect Timing |
Perfect Timing A crusty old sergeant is at a gala event, when a sexy young woman approaches him. "It looks like you've seen a lot of action," she says, examining his medals. "Not to pry, but when did you last have sex?" "Nineteen fifty five," the sergeant replies. "No sex since 1955?" she exclaims. "That's too long!" She leads him to the back room and jumps his bones. Afterward she pants, "Wow, you didn't forget much since 1955!" The sergeant glances at his watch and says, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now." |
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