WastedTimes The miracle of toilet paper |
| Author: | bossman3961 [ Mon 16 Oct, 2006 ] |
| Post subject: | The miracle of toilet paper |
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion: "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and I stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I ask. "They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies. I stop. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years? Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your ass, didn't it?" |
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| Author: | BRAIN53 [ Mon 16 Oct, 2006 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The miracle of toilet paper |
Ooooohhh...slap him! LOL |
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