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| Author: | hbgator [ Thu 22 Jun, 2006 ] |
| Post subject: | A blind man wanders into a lady biker bar |
A blind man wanders into a lady biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep,husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. "Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "Nah...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times." |
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| Author: | BRAIN53 [ Thu 22 Jun, 2006 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A blind man wanders into a lady biker bar |
Love it |
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| Author: | BRAIN53 [ Thu 22 Jun, 2006 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A blind man wanders into a lady biker bar |
Love it |
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| Author: | kap [ Thu 22 Jun, 2006 ] |
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HAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAAH:D  D:D
THATS A GOOD 1! |
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| Author: | Jah Ji [ Fri 23 Jun, 2006 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A blind man wanders into a lady biker bar |
Lmao. That was a good one bro.  |
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