WastedTimes How To Install A Redneck Home Security System: |
| Author: | hbgator [ Wed 03 May, 2006 ] |
| Post subject: | How To Install A Redneck Home Security System: |
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns andAmmo magazine. 3. Put a giant dog dish next to the boots and magazine. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads, "Hey Bubba - big Mike and Iwent for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with thePitbulls. Better wait outside. They attacked the mailman this morningand messed him up pretty bad. I locked all four of them in the house." |
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| Author: | BRAIN53 [ Wed 03 May, 2006 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: How To Install A Redneck Home Security System: |
HAHAHAHAHAHAH |
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