WastedTimes Old Sex |
| Author: | BRAIN53 [ Mon 01 May, 2006 ] |
| Post subject: | Old Sex |
One night an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her 92-year-old husband in bed with another woman. She became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 20th floor assisted-living apartment, killing him instantly. Brought before the court on a charge of murder, the judge asked her if she had anything to say in her defense. She began coolly, "Yes, your honor. I figured that at 92, if he could have sex, he could fly. |
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