WastedTimes "I Hate My Job Day" |
Author: | BRAIN53 [ Sat 07 Jan, 2006 ] |
Post subject: | "I Hate My Job Day" |
"I Hate My Job Day" When you have an "I Hate My Job Day", try this: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson &Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair, open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement, "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested". Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times: "I am so glad I do not work in thermometer quality control at Johnson &Johnson." HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS WORSE THAN YOURS!!! |
Author: | cyberval [ Sat 07 Jan, 2006 ] |
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lol, a good one... the guy/girl testers must really have a boring job..... lol |
Author: | jkf [ Sat 07 Jan, 2006 ] |
Post subject: | Re: "I Hate My Job Day" |
Well, they won't be able to label it as "No Animal Testing" .... They'll have more fun if they went to work for Masters and Johnson... jkf |