That The Truth
WastedTimes Why Men Are Just Happier People |
| Author: | cyberval [ Thu 02 Mar, 2006 ] |
| Post subject: | Why Men Are Just Happier People |
You wax your car, not your body. Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. You can be president. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5,000. Tux rental -- $100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood -- all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $5.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th in 45 minutes. No wonder men are happier! |
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| Author: | BRAIN53 [ Thu 02 Mar, 2006 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Why Men Are Just Happier People |
That The Truth |
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| Author: | like_a_stone_05 [ Fri 24 Mar, 2006 ] |
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thats G O L D |
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| Author: | aiolos [ Fri 24 Mar, 2006 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Why Men Are Just Happier People |
cyberval @ Thu Mar 02, 2006 5:30 pm wrote: You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park. Oh come on, women should be allowed to do that stuff as well ....  |
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| Author: | Neo [ Mon 27 Mar, 2006 ] |
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That's right... And I enjoy everything we do  |
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| Author: | violetta [ Mon 27 Mar, 2006 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Why Men Are Just Happier People |
I don't mind being a woman  |
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| Author: | Lady DarkFire [ Thu 06 Apr, 2006 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Why Men Are Just Happier People |
cyberval @ March 2nd 2006 wrote: You can be president.
(Grins) Not for long if Hillary Clinton has anything to do with it. ^_~ |
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| Author: | Lord [ Thu 06 Apr, 2006 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Why Men Are Just Happier People |
 ha ha nice one cyberval but in my view men is cursed with many things too lol
nobody is complete |
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