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WastedTimes Lone Ranger |
| Author: | Jah Ji [ Mon 27 Feb, 2006 ] |
| Post subject: | Lone Ranger |
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe,look towards sky, what you see?" The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars." "What that tell you?" asked Tonto. The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past Three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you Tonto?" "You dumber than buffalo shiit. Someone stole the tent. |
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| Author: | BRAIN53 [ Tue 28 Feb, 2006 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Lone Ranger |
funny |
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| Author: | hbgator [ Tue 28 Feb, 2006 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Lone Ranger |
another great one, Jah Ji  |
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| Author: | cyberval [ Tue 28 Feb, 2006 ] |
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lol.... great thanks a lot man... |
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| Author: | jkf [ Tue 28 Feb, 2006 ] |
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hehehhe.... good one... gotta remember that one for some fill in jokes during lunchtime at work... |
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