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Priest

Author:  Neo [ Thu 16 Feb, 2006 ]
Post subject:  Priest

    A distinguished looking young lady is on a flight returning from
    Switzerland. She finds herself seated next to a priest and asks" Excuse
    Me father, may I ask a favor of you?"

    "Well of course Miss, what can I do for you?" he replies.

    "Here's the dilemma, I purchased for myself, a superbly sophisticated
    Electronic hair remover. I paid a lot of money for it. I really went well
    Over the limits set forth by Customs, and I fear they will confiscate it
    From me. Could you perhaps secret it through Customs for me under your
    Robes?"

    "I certainly could my dear, only I must warn you I really am not ever
    Able to lie..."

    "You have such an honest face father, surely they will never ask any
    Questions of you," and with that she hands him the hair remover.

    After landing they proceed through Customs and it becomes the father's
    Turn in line.

    "Father, do you have anything to declare?" asks the Custom's officer.

    "From the top of my head to my waist I have nothing to declare my son."

    Finding this answer a little strange the custom's officer proceeds to
    Ask, "And from the waist to the floor, what do you have to declare?"

    The father replies, "I have a marvelous little instrument destined to be
    Used on a woman, but which has never yet been used..."

    Roaring with laughter the Custom's officer says, "Go right through
    Father.

    Next!"

Author:  hbgator [ Thu 16 Feb, 2006 ]
Post subject:  Re: Priest

that is a great one Very Happy Very Happy

Author:  BRAIN53 [ Thu 16 Feb, 2006 ]
Post subject:  Re: Priest

That was smart!! LOL

Author:  cyberval [ Fri 17 Feb, 2006 ]
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good one.... lol...


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