The WastedTimes Virus - Once he gets inside of you, he never walks out..... lol
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WastedTimes New Computer Viruses |
| Author: | BRAIN53 [ Wed 15 Feb, 2006 ] |
| Post subject: | New Computer Viruses |
The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction. The John Kerry Virus - Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes little purple hearts to appear on the screen. The Ronald Reagan Virus - Saves your data but forgets where it is stored. The Bill Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent hard drive with NO memory. The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to just keep counting and re-counting. The Bob Dole (aka Viagra) Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy. The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all of the memory from your computer then e-mails everyone about what it did. The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back. The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes. The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 350 GB. The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care. The Michael Jackson Virus - Only attacks minor files. The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows. |
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| Author: | santa [ Wed 15 Feb, 2006 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: New Computer Viruses |
almost the same as the one posted here http://wastedtimes.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1120&sid=dc4a69b177b341ca116c98008886f092 by aiolos |
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| Author: | cyberval [ Fri 17 Feb, 2006 ] |
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The WastedTimes Virus - Once he gets inside of you, he never walks out..... lol vala |
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