WastedTimes Female Prayer vs. Male Prayer |
Author: | Jah Ji [ Tue 14 Feb, 2006 ] |
Post subject: | Female Prayer vs. Male Prayer |
Female Prayer Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. Amen. MALE PRAYER I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shiit. Amen. |
Author: | hbgator [ Tue 14 Feb, 2006 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Female Prayer vs. Male Prayer |
Love it another great one .........great for Val. Day too *lol* |
Author: | aiolos [ Tue 14 Feb, 2006 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Female Prayer vs. Male Prayer |
That's right ! We keep it simple... |
Author: | cyberval [ Wed 15 Feb, 2006 ] |
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another great one from Jah Ji.. thanks a lot man... |