Man, I almost fell from the chair.
Here's one from my experience. Somebody couldn't access him webmail. When he's asked to spell the address he uses he says "www.hot-male.com"
WastedTimes People Wonder Why The Call Centre Guys Are Paid So Much..... |
| Author: | hbgator [ Mon 13 Feb, 2006 ] |
| Post subject: | People Wonder Why The Call Centre Guys Are Paid So Much..... |
1). Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop." Customer: "Ok." Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?" Customer: "No." Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?" Customer: "No." Tech Support:: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?" Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'." -------------------------------------------------- 2) Customer: "I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message." Tech Support:: "Did you install the update?" Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?" -------------------------------------------------- 3).Customer:: "I'm having trouble installing micros0ft Word." Tech Support:: "Tell me what you've done." Customer: "I typed 'A:SETUP'." Tech Support:: "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says." Customer:: "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'." Tech Support:: "Insert the MS Word setup disk." Customer:: "What?" Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?" Customer: "No..." -------------------------------------------------- 4).Customer:: "Do I need a computer to use your software?" Tech Support:: ?!%#$ -------------------------------------------------- 5).Tech Support:: "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?" Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?" -------------------------------------------------- 6) Tech Support:: "What type of computer do you have?" Customer:: "A white one." -------------------------------------------------- 7). Tech Support:: "Type 'A:' at the prompt." Customer:: "How do you spell that?" -------------------------------------------------- 8). Tech Support: "What's on your screen right now?" Customer: "A stuffed animal that my boyfriend got me at the grocery store." -------------------------------------------------- 9). Tech Support:: "What operating system are you running?" Customer: "Pentium." -------------------------------------------------- 10). Customer: "My computer's telling me I performed an illegal abortion." -------------------------------------------------- 11).Customer: "I have micros0ft Exploder." -------------------------------------------------- 12).Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?" -------------------------------------------------- 13). Customer: "You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print document, but the computer won't boot properly." Tech Support: "What does it say?" Customer: "Something about an error and non-system disk." Tech Support: "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?" Customer: "No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel inside." -------------------------------------------------- 14). Tech Support: "Just call us back if there's a problem. We're open 24 hours." Customer: "Is that Eastern time?" -------------------------------------------------- 15). Tech Support:: "What does the screen say now?" Customer: "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'." Tech Support:: "Well?" Customer: "How do I know when it's ready?" -------------------------------------------------- 16). A plain computer illeterate guy rings tech support to report that his computer is faulty. Tech: What's the problem? User: There is smoke coming out of the power supply. Tech: You'll need a new power supply. User: No, I don't! I just need to change the startup files. Tech: Sir, the power supply is faulty. You'll need to replace it. User: No way! Someone told me that I just needed to change the startup and it will fix the problem! All I need is for you to tell me the command. 10 minutes later, the User is still adamant that he is right. The tech is frustrated and fed up. Tech: Sorry, Sir. We don't normally tell our customers this, but there is an undocumented DOS command that will fix the problem. User: I knew it! Tech: Just add the line LOAD NOSMOKE.COM at the end of the CONFIG.SYS. Let me know how it goes. 10 minutes later. User: It didn't work. The power supply is still smoking. Tech: Well, what version of DOS are you using? User: MS-DOS 6.22. Tech: That's your problem there. That version of DOS didn't come with NOSMOKE. Contact micros0ft and ask them for a patch that will give you the file. Let me know how it goes. 1 hour later. User: I need a new power supply. Tech: How did you come to that conclusion? User: Well, I rang micros0ft and told him about what you said, and he started asking questions about the make of power supply. Tech: Then what did he say? User: He told me that my power supply isn't compatible with NOSMOKE. ------------------------------------------------- 17) customer care officer:I need a product identification no: right now and may I help u in finding it out? Cust: sure CCO: could u left click on start and do u find 'My Computer'? Cust: I did left click but how the hell do I find your computer? |
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| Author: | aiolos [ Tue 14 Feb, 2006 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: People Wonder Why The Call Centre Guys Are Paid So Much. |
Man, I almost fell from the chair.
Here's one from my experience. Somebody couldn't access him webmail. When he's asked to spell the address he uses he says "www.hot-male.com" |
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