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Firing Squad

Author:  lightwave [ Mon 13 Feb, 2006 ]
Post subject:  Firing Squad

Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush face a
firing squad in a small Central American country.

Bill Clinton is first placed against the wall and just
before the order to shoot him is given, he yells,
"Earthquake!" The firing squad falls into a panic and
Bill jumps over the wall and escapes in the confusion.

Al Gore is the second one placed against the wall. The
squad is reassembled and Al ponders what his old boss
has done. Before the order to shoot is given, Al
yells, "Tornado!" Again the squad fall apart and Al
slips over the wall.

The last person, George W. Bush, is placed against the
wall. He is thinking, "I see the pattern here, just
scream out a disaster and hop over the wall." As the
firing squad is reassembled and the rifles raised in
his direction, he grins and yells, "Fire!"

Author:  cyberval [ Mon 13 Feb, 2006 ]
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and there goes Dick Cheney... shooting Dubya in the back.....

Code:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060213/ap_on_go_pr_wh/cheney_hunting_accident


lol...

Author:  jkf [ Mon 13 Feb, 2006 ]
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There goes his retirement pay... lo

Author:  hbgator [ Mon 13 Feb, 2006 ]
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R I P Very Happy Very Happy

Author:  BRAIN53 [ Mon 13 Feb, 2006 ]
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I always knew he was an idiot!! LOL

Author:  aiolos [ Mon 13 Feb, 2006 ]
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I really wouldn't be surprised if he did that... Mr. Green


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