WastedTimes Ghetto Spellin' Bee |
| Author: | Jah Ji [ Fri 10 Feb, 2006 ] |
| Post subject: | Ghetto Spellin' Bee |
Leroy is a 20 year-old inner-city 5th grader. This is Leroy's assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence. 1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tell everybody. 2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good. 3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb. 4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose. 5. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both. 6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint. 7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis. 8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel". 9 . Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine. 10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic, and took me to the poolhall. 11. Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle; iraq, you break. 12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?" 13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say "fortify." 14. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word: Today's word is: "OMELETTE" Let us use it in a sentence... I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide. |
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| Author: | cyberval [ Sat 11 Feb, 2006 ] |
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quite funny indeed, thanks.. if my memory serves me well, jkf mentioned once that he works with a guy that talks like this.... |
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| Author: | duckster [ Sat 11 Feb, 2006 ] |
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lmao...I lived in LA for a while, that is how almost everyone talks. |
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| Author: | jkf [ Sat 11 Feb, 2006 ] |
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yep, yep... thats exactly where I worked with the guy that talked just like that. |
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