That's one hell of a health plan !
Where do I sign up ?WastedTimes wealthy hospital benefactor |
| Author: | djm [ Tue 07 Feb, 2006 ] |
| Post subject: | wealthy hospital benefactor |
A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital when during her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously. "Oh my GOD!!" screamed the woman, "That's disgraceful!!! Why is he doing that?" The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least 5 times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture". Oh well, in that case, I guess it's ok." commented the woman. In the very next room, a male patient was lying in bed and it was obvious that a nurse was performing oral sex on him. Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my GOD!! How can THAT be justified?" Again the doctor spoke very calmly, "Same illness, better health plan." |
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| Author: | aiolos [ Tue 07 Feb, 2006 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: wealthy hospital benefactor |
That's one hell of a health plan ! Where do I sign up ? |
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| Author: | aiolos [ Tue 07 Feb, 2006 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: wealthy hospital benefactor |
Sorry about the double post. Damn forthnet, it took so long to post this that I hit refresh and got a double post. (Greek users will understand what I'm talking about  ) |
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| Author: | BRAIN53 [ Thu 09 Feb, 2006 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: wealthy hospital benefactor |
HAHAHAHAHAHA |
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