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The miracle of toilet paper

Author:  bossman3961 [ Sun 05 Feb, 2006 ]
Post subject:  The miracle of toilet paper

The miracle of toilet paper

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion: "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and I stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I ask.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies.

I stop. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?

Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your ass, didn't it?"

Author:  omgwtfhax [ Sun 05 Feb, 2006 ]
Post subject:  Re: The miracle of toilet paper

hahaha, that was funny.

Author:  BRAIN53 [ Mon 06 Feb, 2006 ]
Post subject:  Re: The miracle of toilet paper

Kill him!!!!! LOL


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