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I Think the 1st Girl was the Drunkest

Author:  Jah Ji [ Thu 02 Feb, 2006 ]
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Three women had a very late night drinking. They left in the early morning hours and went home their separate ways. The next day, they all met and compared notes about who was drunkest the night before.

The first girl claimed that she was the drunkest, saying, "I drove straight home and walked into the house. As soon as I got through the door I blew chunks for 10 minutes."

The second said, "You think that was drunk? Hell I got into my car and wrapped my car around the first tree I saw. I don't even have insurance!

The third proclaimed, "Damn, I was the drunkest by far. When I got home, I got into a big fight with my husband, knocked a candle over, and burned the whole house down!"

The room was silent for a moment.

Then, the first girl spoke out again, " Listen girls, I don't think you understand...Chunks is my dog."
Shocked

Author:  hbgator [ Thu 02 Feb, 2006 ]
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now that is one to remember Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

Author:  jkf [ Thu 02 Feb, 2006 ]
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Another good one ther Jah Ji.

Will have to remember to tell that one to the girls at the office.

I'm sure they will get a good laugh out of that one too.

Author:  omgwtfhax [ Thu 02 Feb, 2006 ]
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lmao, thats funny but also gross.. i couldnt imagine the look on the womens face if this was real.

Author:  BRAIN53 [ Fri 03 Feb, 2006 ]
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DAMN ewwwwww lol


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