A woman had been in coma for months. One day, nurses were in her room
giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area and
noticed a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They
tried it again and sure enough there was a small recognizable movement.
They went to her husband and explained what had happened, telling him,
"Crazy as it sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring
her out of her coma!"
The husband was somewhat sceptical, but they assured him that they would
close the curtains for privacy. He finally agreed and went into his
wife's room.
After a few minutes, the woman's monitor flat-lined, no pulse, no heart
rate.
The nurses ran into the room. "What happened?" they cried.
The husband said, "I'm not sure, but I think she choked on it!"
