WastedTimes earthquake-tweets |
| Author: | hbgator [ Tue 23 Aug, 2011 ] |
| Post subject: | earthquake-tweets |
Evidently the quake occurred on a little known fault line outside of DC called "Bush's Fault". #tcot #p Breaking: Obama administration points out they "inherited" fault lines from previous administrations. Fox News claims the Washington monument is leaning to the right, MSNBC claims it's leaning to the left. More news at 11. I won't stop shaking until Obama makes a speech telling me that everything is ok and that he has a plan As all of DC leaves work at the same time, the United States experiences a brief economic recovery Was all set to loot in Dupont circle, then realized all we have are taco and cupcake stores. |
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