WastedTimes Benefits of exercise |
| Author: | BRAIN53 [ Sat 17 Jul, 2010 ] |
| Post subject: | Benefits of exercise |
* Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $7000 per month. ** My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell he is**.** ** I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.** ** The only reason I would take up walking is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. ** I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing**. ** I joined a health club last year ... spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.** ** Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise', I wash my mouth out with chocolate. ** I do have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them. ** The advantage of exercising every day is so when you die, they'll say, ....'Well, she looks good doesn't she.' ** If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country. ** I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years,....... ..... just getting over the hill. ** We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more information in our heads. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. ** .... and ** Every time I start thinking too much about how I look, I just find a Happy Hour, and by the time I leave, I look just fine. |
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| Author: | mimi_44 [ Sun 18 Jul, 2010 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Benefits of exercise |
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| Author: | jkf [ Sun 18 Jul, 2010 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Benefits of exercise |
Now I've got all the comebacks for my neighbor who's trying to get everyone to walk with him!!!  |
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| Author: | Mop [ Mon 19 Jul, 2010 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Benefits of exercise |
I like the third one best... |
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