A man was involved in a car accident and his arm was crushed very badly
and it must be amputated before it becomes a life threatening complication...
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Doctor: We are going to have to amputate you arm to save your life, sir...
Man: Do what you have to do... I don't feel like dying...
Doctor: Good news... we have a spare arm, Bad news... its a woman's arm...
Man: Does't matter... save me...
Doctor: As you wish, sir...
So they operate successfully and some time goes by...
They meet each other at the golf course one day about a year later...
Doctor: Hey, how's that arm working out for you?
Man: It's great... my golfing has improved, my putting is more accurate. It lets me
do a lot of delicate work with it now, such as sewing, and painting. My handwriting
has also improved and things are on the upside now.
Doctor: Does it ever give you any problems?
Man: Well, there is this one thing... everytime I get an erection, I also get a headache...
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