WastedTimes

closet

Author:	BRAIN53 [ Fri 03 Oct, 2008 ]
Post subject:	closet
>> A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at > work. >> >> Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly , sees them and hides in > the >> bedroom closet to watch. >> >> The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet > , >> not realizing that the little boy is in there already. >> >> The little boy says , 'Dark in here.' >> The man says , 'Yes , it is.' >> Boy - 'I have a baseball.' >> Man - 'That's nice.' >> Boy - 'Want to buy it?' >> Man - 'No , thanks.' >> Boy - 'My dad's outside.' >> Man - 'OK , how much?' >> Boy - '$150' >> Man - 'Sold.' >> >> In the next few weeks , it happens again that the boy and the lover > are >> in the closet together. >> >> Boy - 'Dark in here.' >> Man - 'Yes , it is.' >> Boy - 'I have a Wilson infielder's glove.' >> The lover , remembering the last time , asks the boy , 'How much?' >> Boy - '$350' >> Man - 'Highway robbery. Sold.' >> >> A few days later , the father says to the boy , 'Grab your gloves , >> let's go outside and have a game of catch.' >> >> The boy says , 'I can't , I sold my ball and my glove.' >> The father asks , 'How much did you sell them for?' >> The boy says , '$500' >> >> The father says , 'That's terrible to overcharge your friends like >> that... That is way more than those two things cost. >> >> I'm going to t >> ake you to church and make you confess your greed.' >> They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the >> confession booth and he closes the door. >> >> The boy says , 'Dark in here.' >> The priest says , 'Don't start that shiit again , you're in my closet >> now.

Author:	Mop [ Fri 03 Oct, 2008 ]
Post subject:	Re: closet
Man oh man....lmao!!!