WastedTimes Chinese Sick Leave |
Author: | BRAIN53 [ Thu 29 May, 2008 ] |
Post subject: | Chinese Sick Leave |
CHINESE SICK LEAVE - ' I NO COME WORK TODAY' Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt. I no come work.' The boss says, 'I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.' Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon... you got nice house.' |
Author: | jkf [ Sun 01 Jun, 2008 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Chinese Sick Leave |
Thanks, that was pretty good... |