WastedTimes The Drunk |
| Author: | BRAIN53 [ Sun 28 Oct, 2007 ] |
| Post subject: | The Drunk |
The Drunk > > An extremely modest man was in the >hospital for a series of tests, the > last of which had left his bodily >systems extremely upset. > > Upon making several false alarm trips to >the bathroom, he decided the > episode was another and stayed put. He >suddenly filled his bed > with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond >his ability to remain rational. > > In a complete loss of composure he >jumped out of bed, gathered up the > bed sheets, and threw them out the >hospital window. > > A drunk was walking by the hospital when >the sheets landed on him. He > started yelling, cursing, and swinging! >his arms violently trying to > get the unknown things off, and ended up >with the soiled sheets in a > tangled pile at his feet. > > As the drunk stood there, unsteady on >his feet, staring down at the > sheets, a hospital security guard >(barely containing his laughter) who had watched the > whole incident walked up and asked, >"What the heck is g oing on here ?" > > The drunk, still staring down replied: >"I think I just beat the shiit out of a ghost" > > Happy Halloween ! |
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| Author: | Mop [ Mon 29 Oct, 2007 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Drunk |
Damn ghosts....full of shiit...... Good one! |
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