WastedTimes When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this: |
| Author: | hbgator [ Fri 26 Oct, 2007 ] |
| Post subject: | When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this: |
When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this: > > On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the > thermometer section. Purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & > Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home lock your > doors, draw the curtains and disconnect thephone so you will not be > disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your > favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, > carefully place it ona table or a surface so that it will not become > chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature > from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print > there is a statement: > "Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested > and then sanitized". Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five > times, "I am so glad I donot work in the thermometer quality control at > Johnson & Johnson. > "HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB > THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE A** THAN YOURS........................ |
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