Man that was good...
WastedTimes just for fun |
| Author: | hbgator [ Wed 29 Aug, 2007 ] |
| Post subject: | just for fun |
>If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced >enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. > > > > >(Hardly seems worth it.) > > > > > >If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced >to create the energy of an atomic bomb. > >(Now that's more like it!) > > > > > > > > The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to >squirt blood 30 feet. > > > > > >(O.M.G.!) > > > > > > > A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. > > > > > >(In my next life, I want to be a pig.) > > > > > >A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to > >death . (Creepy.) > > >(I'm still not over the pig.) > > > > > > > >Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour. > > > > (Don't try this at home, maybe at work) > > > > > >The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its >body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. > > >(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!) > > > > > > > The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping >the length of a football field. > > > > > (30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?) > > > > > > > > > >The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. > > > >(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) > > > > > >Some lions mate over 50 times a day. >(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity) > > > > > > > Butterflies taste with their feet. > > > >(Something I always wanted to know.) > > > > > > > > > > >The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm ...) > > > > > >Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed >people. > > > > >(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) > > > > > >Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. > > >(Okay, so that would be a good thing) > > > > > > >A cat's urine glows under a black light. > > > >(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?) > > > > > > > >An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. > > > > >(I know some people like that . ) > > > > > > > > > > > > Starfish have no brains > > > > >(I know some people like that too.) > > > > > > > >Polar bears are left-handed. > > > >(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer) > > > > > > > > > > >Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for > >pleasure . > > > >(What about that pig??) |
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| Author: | aiolos [ Wed 29 Aug, 2007 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: just for fun |
Man that was good... |
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