WastedTimes Lutheran Church |
| Author: | BRAIN53 [ Sat 11 Aug, 2007 ] |
| Post subject: | Lutheran Church |
>A crusty old man walks into the local Lutheran Church and says to the >secretary, "I would like to join this damn church." > >The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have >misunderstood you. What did you say?" > >"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!" > >"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this >church." > >The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's study to inform >him >of her situation. The pastor agrees that the secretary does not have to >listen to that foul language. > >They both return to her office and the pastor asks the old geezer, "Sir, >what seems to be the problem here?" > >"There is no damn problem," the man says. "I just won $200 million bucks in >the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get rid of some of >this damn money. " > >"I see," said the pastor. "And is this bitch giving you a hard time?" |
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