WastedTimes 82 year-old man |
| Author: | BRAIN53 [ Wed 09 May, 2007 ] |
| Post subject: | 82 year-old man |
Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor >>to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down >>the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later, >>the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're really doing great, aren't >>you?" Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and >>be cheerful.'" The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a >>heart murmur; be careful." |
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