WastedTimes Two elderly gentlemen |
| Author: | BRAIN53 [ Wed 09 May, 2007 ] |
| Post subject: | Two elderly gentlemen |
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center >>were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: >>"Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know >>you're about my age. How do you feel?" Slim says, "I feel just like a >>newborn baby." "Really? Like a newborn baby?" "Yep. No hair, no teeth, and >>I think I just wet my pants." |
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