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Blonde's Flat Tire


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Jah Ji
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Blonde's Flat Tire
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PostPosted: Sun 04 Feb, 2007
A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk.
Takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers...

Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up. It wasn't very long before a police car arrives. The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?" "My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly. "Well, what the heck are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?!" asks the Officer...

"Oh, those are my emergency flashers!" she replied.
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PostPosted: Sun 04 Feb, 2007
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Very good! Thanks Jah Ji!
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PostPosted: Mon 05 Feb, 2007
LOL not just a blonde..a DUMB blonde Smile
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