WastedTimes

[Jah Ji]

Withouit a doubt , this has to be the best explanation concerning the
American Beer consumption theory.



Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I
look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of
their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of
work, and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to drink
this beer and let their dreams come true, than be selfish and worry about my
liver......." Babe Ruth



An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with the
fools in his life...... Ernest Hemingway



When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading........ Paul
Hornung



24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case.
Coincidence? I think not .
H.L.Mencken



When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall
asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's
all get drunk and go to heaven! .
George Bernard Shaw



Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy ........
Benjamin Franklin



Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.
Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does
not go nearly as well with pizza .........
Dave Barry



BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C. .
W.C. Fields



To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a support group. Salvation in a
can..........
Leo Durocher



One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin explained the "Buffalo Theory" to his
buddy, Norm. "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only
move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the
slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural
selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and
health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the
weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as
fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know,
kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain
cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker
brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! .........
That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers..


I never met a beer I didn't like .
Jack