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BRAIN53
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PostPosted: Wed 24 Jan, 2007
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the
pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy
some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacists eyes got
big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill
your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw
both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You
CANNOT have any cyanide!" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a
picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist
looked at the picture and replied, "Well now. That's different. You didn't
tell me you had a prescription."
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PostPosted: Wed 24 Jan, 2007
great one Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon 29 Jan, 2007
hahaha
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PostPosted: Tue 30 Jan, 2007
lol good one
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