WastedTimes

[bossman3961]

A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.

“You know what? ‘says the 6 year old.

“I think it’s about time we started cussing.”

The 4 year old nods his head in approval.

The 6 year old continues,

“When we go downstairs for breakfast, I’m gonna say

Something with hell and you say something with ass

The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old



What he wants for breakfast he replies,

“aw, hell mom, I guess I’ll have some cheerios

Whack he lies out of his chair tumbles across the kitchen

Floor gets up and runs upstairs crying his eyes out

With his mother in hot pursit slapping his rear with every step



His mom locks him in his room and shouts

You can just stay there until I let you out

She then comes back downstairs looks at

The 4 year and asks with a stern voice

And what do you want for breakfast young man

“Idont know “ he blubbers

“But you bet your fat ass it wont be cheerios.