WastedTimes
Username:   Password: 
Auto Login
  
WastedTimes
A Tribute to SameOLSam & The Limneos Forum
 
 RegisterRegister 
It is currently Fri 22 Nov, 2024
All times are UTC - 5 Hours
Cussing


Users browsing this topic: 0 Registered, 0 Hidden and 0 Guests
Registered Users: None


View previous topic Printable versionDownload TopicPrivate MessagesRefresh page View next topic
Author Message
bossman3961
VIP Member
VIP Member


Joined: 28 Nov 2005
Posts: 224
Cussing
Reply to topic Reply with quote Go to the bottom
PostPosted: Sat 18 Nov, 2006

A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.

“You know what? ‘says the 6 year old.

“I think it’s about time we started cussing.”

The 4 year old nods his head in approval.

The 6 year old continues,

“When we go downstairs for breakfast, I’m gonna say

Something with hell and you say something with ass

The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old



What he wants for breakfast he replies,

“aw, hell mom, I guess I’ll have some cheerios

Whack he lies out of his chair tumbles across the kitchen

Floor gets up and runs upstairs crying his eyes out

With his mother in hot pursit slapping his rear with every step



His mom locks him in his room and shouts

You can just stay there until I let you out

She then comes back downstairs looks at

The 4 year and asks with a stern voice

And what do you want for breakfast young man

“Idont know “ he blubbers

“But you bet your fat ass it wont be cheerios.
Back to top
Display posts from previous:   
   Board Index
   -> Open Discussion, Humor
View previous topic Printable versionDownload TopicPrivate MessagesRefresh page View next topic

Page 1 of 1  [ 1 Posts ]
 


Jump to:   
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum
You can download attachments in this forum

Search: