bossman3961 VIP Member
Joined: 28 Nov 2005
Posts: 224
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Missed Period |
Posted: Sat 21 Oct, 2006 |
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Missed Period
A young girl missed her period for two months. Very worried, the
mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit.
The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig
that did this to you? I want to know!
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a
Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and
distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a
very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house. He sits
in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and
tells them:
"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.
However, I can't marry her because of my personal family
situation, but I'll take charge.
If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a
townhouse, beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a
$2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000
each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest
I do?"
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a
hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him,
"You'll screw her again!" |
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BRAIN53 VIP Member
Joined: 06 Jan 2006
Posts: 374
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Re: Missed Period |
Posted: Tue 24 Oct, 2006 |
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Hahaha smart man lol |
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