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A Puerto Rican from La Perla found himself in Miami and decided to
approach a prostitute down on 8th Street. He asked her, " Oye Mami,
how much do you sharge for the hour?"
"$100," she replied.

"Do you do Puerto Rican-style?" he asked. Not knowing exactly what this
was, she refused. He tried to sweeten the deal and said, "I'll pay you
$300 to do it Puerto Rican -style." Again she declined.

Being the persistent type, he laid down a final offer. "I'll give you
$500 to go Puerto Rican-style with me! What do you say? "Finally, she
agrees, thinking, "Well I've been in the game for over ten years now.
I've been there and done that, and had every kind of request from
weirdos from all over the world. How kinky could Puerto Rican-style be?"

After an hour of every possible way and position, she turned to him and
said, "That was fantastic, but I was expecting something perverted and
disgusting. Where does the 'Puerto Rican-style' come in?"

The Man popped a can of beer and replied, "I pay you next Wednesday when
I get my check."