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preacher and the redneck
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PostPosted: Fri 01 Sep, 2006
preacher and the redneck


A pompous minister was seated next to a Redneck on a flight across the country. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Redneck asked for a Jack Daniels and coke, which was brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than let liquor touch these lips."

The Redneck then handed his drink back to the flight attendant and said, "shiit, me too. I didn't know we had a choice!"
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