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Drug Education


In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.

For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of
Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call
Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.



The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After
careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently
announced that it has settled on the generic name of
Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin,
Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.



Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in
liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power
beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for
a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no
longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the
names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned
"stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:
MOUNT & DO.



Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast
implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means
that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with
perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of
what to do with them.

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