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hbgator
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a few one liners
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PostPosted: Tue 13 Jun, 2006
Ever wonder why men think alot, and women talk so much....? MEN have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lips The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile... If u have sex 365 times a yr and u melted down all da condoms 2 make a tire what would u call it? a flucking goodyear! Sex is like playing spades. If u don't have a good partner, u better have a good hand. Big Bad Wolf told lil red riding hood lift ur top so i can suck ur tits. no, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the flucking book says!
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PostPosted: Wed 14 Jun, 2006
Smile Very nice, but you should arrange them like every new one on a new line...
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