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How To Install A Redneck Home Security System:


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How To Install A Redneck Home Security System:
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PostPosted: Wed 03 May, 2006
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns andAmmo magazine.

3. Put a giant dog dish next to the boots and magazine.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads, "Hey Bubba - big Mike and Iwent for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with thePitbulls. Better wait outside. They attacked the mailman this morningand messed him up pretty bad. I locked all four of them in the house."
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HAHAHAHAHAHAH
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