WastedTimes

[BRAIN53]

A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood"
was mangled and torn
from his body. His doctor assured him that modern
medicine could give
him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't
cover the surgery
since it was considered cosmetic.
The doctor said the cost would be $3,500 for "small,"
$6,500 for
"medium," and $14,000 for "large." The man was sure
he would want a
medium or large, but the doctor urged him to talk it
over with his wife
before he made any decision. The man called his wife
on the phone and
explained their options.
The doctor came back into the room and found the man
looking dejected.
"Well, what have the two of you decided?" asked the
doctor. The man
answered, "She'd rather remodel the kitchen

[hbgator]

very good

[violetta]

that's a good one