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PostPosted: Mon 01 May, 2006
One night an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to
find her
92-year-old husband in bed with another woman. She
became violent and
ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 20th
floor assisted-living
apartment, killing him instantly.

Brought before the court on a charge of murder, the
judge asked her if
she had anything to say in her defense.

She began coolly, "Yes, your honor. I figured that at
92, if he could
have sex, he could fly.
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