WastedTimes

[BRAIN53]

> A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the
> street when a little girl on her new shiny bike
> stopped beside him.
>
> "Nice bike," the cop said, "Did Santa bring it to
> you?"
>
> "Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!" The cop
> looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket
> for a safety violation.
>
> The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a
> reflector light on the back of it."
>
> The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice
> horse you got, did Santa bring it to you?"
>
> "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
>
> The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next
> year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse,
> not on top."