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Jah Ji
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PostPosted: Sat 25 Mar, 2006

A man was standing in line at Target.
As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to
get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could
have some brought up to the register.
She asked, "What size condoms?"
The customer replied that he didn't know.
She asked him to drop his pants.
He did, she reached over the counter, grabbed hold
of him and called over the intercom! , "One box of
large condoms, Register 5."
The next man in line thought this was interesting,
and like most of us, was up for a cheap thrill.
When he got up to the register, he told the checker that he
too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could
have some brought to the register for him.

She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know.
She asked him to drop his pants. He did, she gave him a
quick feel, picked up the intercom and said, "One box of
medium-sized condoms, Register 5."
A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought
what he had seen was way too cool. He had never had any
type of sexual contact with ! a live female, so he thought
this was his chance. When he got to the register he told
the checker he needed some condoms.

She asked him what size and he said he didn't know.
She asked him to drop his pants and he did.
She reached over the counter, gave him a quick squeeze,
then picked up the intercom and said...
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"Cleanup, Register 5"
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PostPosted: Sun 26 Mar, 2006

Good One Very Funny Laughing
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aiolos
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PostPosted: Sun 26 Mar, 2006

Yes, good one Razz
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PostPosted: Mon 27 Mar, 2006

does this work at walmart too ? good one
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