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Jah Ji
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PostPosted: Mon 27 Feb, 2006

First-year students at a medical school were receiving their first
Anatomy class with a real cadaver.

They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a
White sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is
Necessary to have two (2) important qualities as a doctor.

The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human
Body.

" For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger
In the butt of the corpse, withdrew it, and stuck it in his mouth.

"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually
Took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on
It.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them calmly and told
Them,

"The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle
Finger and sucked on my index finger.

Now learn to pay attention."
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PostPosted: Tue 28 Feb, 2006

sorry, Jah Ji, I posted this one earlier Sad
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