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Jah Ji
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PostPosted: Tue 14 Feb, 2006
A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other
people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both
very tired and fell asleep quickly - he in the upper bunk and she in the
lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman, asking, "Ma'am,
I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet
to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married." "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket."

After a moment of silence, he farted.
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PostPosted: Tue 14 Feb, 2006
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA
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PostPosted: Tue 14 Feb, 2006
this is ok......... but you have posted better, Jah Ji
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